we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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