I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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