I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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