The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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