He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we're making bets on your personal life
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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