hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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