Jerry, you need to find god
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
