and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Holy shit dude........stairs
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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