: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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