just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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