just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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