Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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