For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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