STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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