I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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