How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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