I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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