Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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