I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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