I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
and she was petting her beer can
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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