I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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