I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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