My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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