I don't usually arrange sex via text message
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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