Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's blow job season.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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