its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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