i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
this just has baby written all over it
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
