I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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