i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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