Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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