Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
