It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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