i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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