It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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