But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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