i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
