whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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