love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
