the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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