My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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