do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im holly from the hills drunk
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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