i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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