I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Vodka?
Forever.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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