we're blogging at a bar
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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