I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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