i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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