puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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