found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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