I wish I could punch you in the face.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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