is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Randomize