K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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