WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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