Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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