i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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