i was born a porn star she said
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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